Red 'I IDENTIFY AS' text overlaid on a light pink fingerprint graphic.

Sarcastic slogan tees and identity-based clothing for people who'd rather be honest than polite

Clothing that makes people smile, starts conversations, and says what you’re really thinking.

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A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic print on the front. The print features a small red and white fingerprint logo on the upper right chest, followed by the text 'I AM PROOF SOCIETY IS FAILING' in white hand-drawn font.

I Am Proof Society Is Failing T‑Shirt – Dark Humour Slogan Tee

I Am Proof Society Is Failing T‑Shirt – Dark Humour Slogan Tee
£19.99
£19.99
A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with a graphic text print on the front reading 'I IDENTIFY AS BROKEN' in red and black lettering, accompanied by a small red fingerprint graphic near the top right of the text.

Funny dual‑meaning T‑shirt reading “I Identify As Broken” and “I Identify As OK”. Bold identity humour design. Perfect gift for anyone who’s OK… ish.

Funny dual‑meaning T‑shirt reading “I Identify As Broken” and “I Identify As OK”. Bold identity humour design. Perfect gift for anyone who’s OK… ish.
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As On The Edge funny graphic t‑shirt – burnout humour design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As On The Edge” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As On The Edge” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
A black short‑sleeve crewneck T‑shirt with an orange slogan reading I Identify As A Danger To Myself And Others in a bold stacked font, with the I Identify As™ circular fingerprint logo printed above the text on the left chest.

I Identify As A Danger To Myself And Others – funny chaotic t‑shirt | I Identify As™

I Identify As A Danger To Myself And Others – funny chaotic t‑shirt | I Identify As™
£19.99
£19.99
Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As The Reason She Drinks” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As The Reason She Drinks” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As The Reason She Drinks” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As Human‑ish funny graphic t‑shirt – relatable introvert humour design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Human‑ish” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Human‑ish” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
Maroon t-shirt featuring a fingerprint graphic and 'I Identify As ?' sarcastic slogan.

Personalised “I Identify As” Custom Name T‑Shirt – Unisex Cotton Identity Graphic Tee – Custom Text Personalisation Shirt for Men & Women

Personalised “I Identify As” Custom Name T‑Shirt – Unisex Cotton Identity Graphic Tee – Custom Text Personalisation Shirt for Men & Women
£22.99
£22.99
I Identify As® Above The Thumb identity sleeve collection t‑shirt – subtle sleeve print – unisex cotton tee

Identity Sleeve T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Above The Thumb” – Minimalist Placement Tee – Unisex Cotton Micro‑Print Graphic Shirt

Identity Sleeve T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Above The Thumb” – Minimalist Placement Tee – Unisex Cotton Micro‑Print Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As Mostly Cooperative funny graphic t‑shirt – relatable humour design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Mostly Cooperative” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Mostly Cooperative” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As A Glitch In The System funny graphic t‑shirt – tech glitch humour design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As A Glitch In The System” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As A Glitch In The System” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
Purple t-shirt with 'I IDENTIFY AS Just Turned 30.... some years ago' text and design on a white background

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Just Turned 30… Some Years Ago” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Just Turned 30… Some Years Ago” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
Blue t-shirt with white fingerprint graphic and orange text: I Identify As James Hetfield's Right Hand

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As James Hetfield’s Right Hand” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As James Hetfield’s Right Hand” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As A Biscuit Dunker funny graphic t‑shirt – British tea lover design – unisex cotton tee - Funny T Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As A Biscuit Dunker” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As A Biscuit Dunker” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
A dark brown short-sleeve t-shirt with the phrase 'I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM' printed in a red textured font on the front, and a small circular graphic on the upper right chest, shown against a plain white background.

I Identify As A Problem T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic T Shirt

I Identify As A Problem T‑Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic T Shirt
£19.99
£19.99
Olive green t-shirt with red text reading 'I identify as kind not nice' and a fingerprint icon.

I Identify As KIND Not NICE – British Identity Humour T‑Shirt (Designed in Dartford, UK) | I Identify As™

I Identify As KIND Not NICE – British Identity Humour T‑Shirt (Designed in Dartford, UK) | I Identify As™
£19.99
£19.99
I Identify As Not Guilty funny graphic t‑shirt – bold text design – unisex cotton tee

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Not Guilty” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt

Funny Slogan T‑Shirt – “I Identify As Not Guilty” – Humour Tee – Novelty Gift – Unisex Cotton Graphic Shirt
£19.99
£19.99

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I Identify As Ltd

I Identify As was created for people who are tired of boring and generic slogans.

We believe what you wear should reflect your personality, your humour and your mood. Whether you're barely social, here under protest or simply a problem, our designs help you wear exactly who you are.

Every collection is inspired by real personalities, real experiences and real life. We create bold, funny and expressive clothing that makes people smile, sparks conversation and celebrates individuality.

Because sometimes the easiest way to tell people how you're feeling is to wear it.

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Find the identify that fits you best and discover the design that people can't stop talking about.

Funny. Expressive. Unapologetically You.

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Frequently asked questions

Do you sell identity‑based humour clothing?

Yes — we specialise in identity clothing, introvert humour apparel, chaos personality tees, parenting fatigue designs and low‑battery mood clothing.
Do you deliver across the UK?

Yes — we offer fast UK‑wide delivery including London, Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham, Glasgow, Leeds, Bristol, Kent and more
Are your designs unique?

Yes — all designs are original, character‑based and exclusive to I Identify As, including Chaos Carl™, Sleepy Susie™, Socially Done Sandra™, Disrespectful Daniel™, Parental Fatigue Fiona™ and Original Ovi™.
Where are your products manufactured?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.